Purisima, you lucky... you.

Earlier, its Vice President Jojo Binay. Now, PNP Chief Alan Purisima's turn. The former I described as a new business guru, the latter I will describe as a great negotiator. He must be a salesman before he joined the force because even experienced salespeople such as a real estate agent (he bought a nice piece of land for only Php 150,000.00) and a car salesman (he bought a Toyota Prado for half the price) was no match for him.

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Watch: Funny man Russel Peters imitating how Filipinos express themselves

I stumbled upon this video in YouTube and this cracks me up. What do you think, guys?

A little something about Russel Peters:

Russel Peters is a Canadian comedian and actor who began his career in 1989 in Toronto, Canada. According to Wikipedia, Russel Peters has set sales and attendance record for a in 2007. He was the first comedian to sell out Toronto's Air Canada Centre; in 2009 a sales record in London; and in 2010 attracting the largest audience in Australia for a stand-up comedy show.

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What a Medical Representative really do?

1. My friends think that I have lots of money and they always invite me to go out every 15th and 30th of the month.

2. My girlfriend thinks I flirt a lot. Okay I do flirt a lot. That my girlfriend is correct.

3. My family thinks I sell medicines. No that is not true. I sell medicines that my doctor does not want to prescribe and patients does not want to take.

4. Doctors think I'm stupid, and that I'm here to promote the brands because advertisements are not allowed on TV. Well, some of my district mates are stupid, does that make me one?

5. My boss thinks I'm lazy. But the truth is that I think my boss is lazier than me.

6. What thousands of Medreps do is worry all the freaking time. Sales quotas, calls and reports? Those  are just the tip of the iceberg. We worry about job security and unpaid incentives and stupid-ass bosses.

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Mastering the art of "Deadma"

Deadma (pronounced dead-mah) is a Pinoy play on the local expression "patay-malisya" from the English phrase "dead malice". Deadma means pretending not to know that something is amiss. This usually does not include facial expression because the purpose of this is to show that you are not affected by somebody or what this somebody says.

As much as I want to master this, especially when I'm at the office, I involuntary roll my eyes or make a facial expression. Now, learning from a good friend, what I do now is I try to imagine myself rolling my eyes. And that usually makes me smile.

Okay, now, office frenemies, die!

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The Fappening: Coming soon to a theater near you (we hope!)

The Fappening (also known as An Ode to the iClouds) can easily be mistaken as a Young Adult novel-turned-into-a-movie produced by Lions Gate, much similar to The Hunger Games.

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From 2.5M to nearly 60M in 25 years, Binay is the new Business and Investment Guru

I will let the picture speak for itself on this one because all the legit news organization is reporting this. How this came to be, maybe its a miracle or the Binay's have a really good flower shop business. But now I have a dilemma, do I need to run for office or open up a flower shop to earn my first Php 2.5 million? After that, 25 years will be a piece of cake.

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Boss: "I'm at the office, why aren't you here?"

This meme has been around for awhile, but it always get uploaded when a freak weather condition, such as last Friday's heavy downpour caught ordinary employees (and their bosses) unaware.

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News Alert: Evacuees to go home and take care of the animals... and themselves

Of course, we need to think about the people's basic need to... release. But come on, ABS-CBN, do you have to use the words "animals" and "sex" in the same headline?

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