What a Medical Representative really do?

1. My friends think that I have lots of money and they always invite me to go out every 15th and 30th of the month.

2. My girlfriend thinks I flirt a lot. Okay I do flirt a lot. That my girlfriend is correct.

3. My family thinks I sell medicines. No that is not true. I sell medicines that my doctor does not want to prescribe and patients does not want to take.

4. Doctors think I'm stupid, and that I'm here to promote the brands because advertisements are not allowed on TV. Well, some of my district mates are stupid, does that make me one?

5. My boss thinks I'm lazy. But the truth is that I think my boss is lazier than me.

6. What thousands of Medreps do is worry all the freaking time. Sales quotas, calls and reports? Those  are just the tip of the iceberg. We worry about job security and unpaid incentives and stupid-ass bosses.

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